I figured out a way to not let the bag of salad go to waste!

Eggs! Boiled eggs! I go to the grocery store. I buy a salad bag. The big one. The one that’s $3.99. Carrots, lettuce, that purple stuff and all that fun healthy stuff. I eat it, but it’s always some left past its expiration date. That’s a waste of money. That’s always the bad part about buying salads and milk, is it takes priority over you … Continue reading I figured out a way to not let the bag of salad go to waste!

Did my boss do something to my hot & spicy? All 4 of ’em 

This past weekend I passed my Property & Casualty state exams. As a reward my boss bought me 4 hot & spicys from McDonalds. A week prior I came back in the office during my lunch break and shared (not as in gave one. I don’t share food. I’m greedy like that.) what was in the bag. This past Monday he jokingly kept saying he … Continue reading Did my boss do something to my hot & spicy? All 4 of ’em 

Can you tell the difference between gunshots and fireworks? If not, it will cost you. 

I just called the police to report a possible shooting. A recorded message played said “if you calling to report gunfire and the police comes out and discovers it is fireworks you will be fined $25.” What the fuck?!?! I hung up. Me being broke just probably cost someone their life. 😳😕😞 Continue reading Can you tell the difference between gunshots and fireworks? If not, it will cost you.