8 months I have had this taser and yet to use it 

Know those bums that like to hang out in front of the corner store?!?! These muthafuckas have evolved. 4 times now I have went inside this convenience store to be greeted by these 3 guys just chilling near the entrance. Now I don’t think the owners are generous because it’s cold out. Nah. I think these muthafuckas just evolved. It’s always in certain neighborhoods too. … Continue reading 8 months I have had this taser and yet to use it 

You have got to be a fool to have a baby with her

Something random. I know this single mother with 2 kids who don’t want a man with kids. She only wants a child-less man. Her reason? Because of the type of baby daddy she has (absuive) and her family situation at the time (homeless) she never fully enjoyed the 9 months she was pregnant. Remind you she has TWO kids who aren’t twins and who are … Continue reading You have got to be a fool to have a baby with her

I figured out a way to not let the bag of salad go to waste!

Eggs! Boiled eggs! I go to the grocery store. I buy a salad bag. The big one. The one that’s $3.99. Carrots, lettuce, that purple stuff and all that fun healthy stuff. I eat it, but it’s always some left past its expiration date. That’s a waste of money. That’s always the bad part about buying salads and milk, is it takes priority over you … Continue reading I figured out a way to not let the bag of salad go to waste!

Did my boss do something to my hot & spicy? All 4 of ’em 

This past weekend I passed my Property & Casualty state exams. As a reward my boss bought me 4 hot & spicys from McDonalds. A week prior I came back in the office during my lunch break and shared (not as in gave one. I don’t share food. I’m greedy like that.) what was in the bag. This past Monday he jokingly kept saying he … Continue reading Did my boss do something to my hot & spicy? All 4 of ’em