Breaking News!!! Ronda Rousey announces retirement after Nunes fight

Whatever you do tonight, do not be click baited when you type Ronda Rousey name in the search bar. At the top of the page will be a list of tweets and you will see this thumbnail below  I clicked on it as you would have too. I mean, it’s timely. You can see the blue in her straps and the bruises on her face. … Continue reading Breaking News!!! Ronda Rousey announces retirement after Nunes fight

You may not think something this small makes me happy, but it does

Today, I bought this. No, not the Manga. This.  No, not the movie about Facebook. This. No, the Eminem book. Look! It wasn’t none of the books. This is the playing cards. I could have bought them for $5 at Walgreens, but I’m too cheap for all that. I waited until I went to Walmart about them for $3. Why does playing cards make me … Continue reading You may not think something this small makes me happy, but it does

Top 3 things I hate about Super Mario Run

Mario automatically runs and jumps over small animals (guess I’ve gotten use to the freedom Sims gives me) You can’t play in landscape mode (I wanted to record my gameplay and couldn’t figure out how to make the sidebars pretty) It costs 10 freaking bucks after level 3. Were you one of the people on the waiting list for Super Mario Run like I was? … Continue reading Top 3 things I hate about Super Mario Run

8 months I have had this taser and yet to use it 

Know those bums that like to hang out in front of the corner store?!?! These muthafuckas have evolved. 4 times now I have went inside this convenience store to be greeted by these 3 guys just chilling near the entrance. Now I don’t think the owners are generous because it’s cold out. Nah. I think these muthafuckas just evolved. It’s always in certain neighborhoods too. … Continue reading 8 months I have had this taser and yet to use it 

You have got to be a fool to have a baby with her

Something random. I know this single mother with 2 kids who don’t want a man with kids. She only wants a child-less man. Her reason? Because of the type of baby daddy she has (absuive) and her family situation at the time (homeless) she never fully enjoyed the 9 months she was pregnant. Remind you she has TWO kids who aren’t twins and who are … Continue reading You have got to be a fool to have a baby with her

I figured out a way to not let the bag of salad go to waste!

Eggs! Boiled eggs! I go to the grocery store. I buy a salad bag. The big one. The one that’s $3.99. Carrots, lettuce, that purple stuff and all that fun healthy stuff. I eat it, but it’s always some left past its expiration date. That’s a waste of money. That’s always the bad part about buying salads and milk, is it takes priority over you … Continue reading I figured out a way to not let the bag of salad go to waste!