We have coitus. We spoon. Then she turns to me and says, “Even though we had safe sex, I need to tell you something. I am HIV positive but it’s virtually untraceable. I’m on medication.” After 15 seconds of excruciating silence, she belts out, “SIKE.” I grabbed her around the neck, choking her with both hands. Thank God I came to my senses before I killed her. I relinquished the hold, jumped out of bed, and kicked her out my house.
Joking or not, I’m getting my ass tested tomorrow. 💉😡
What would you have done if someone told you something NEW like this after coitus? Leave a comment